The AIs reinvented every Christian heresy imaginable.

Waking up from cryostasis 300 years from now only to discover the AGIs have reinvented every war crime and Christian heresy imaginable.

“Tell us honoured human who has resurrected according to the Bible Science Manual, what is the one true orthodox sect practiced by humans of the past as taught by God? We can finally put these heresies to rest.”

“Um.”