Om yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!

“Argh, I will liberate you landlubbers of your material attachments!”

— The Piratapada

“Argh! If you don’t accept this Sutra here and recite it daily, you be keelhauled by Captain Yama and the Dharmapalas of the Caribbean”

— Cause & Effect & Keelhauling Sutra

“Argh! I vow to liberate all sentient beings of their attachments; to material possessions, their life, and the artificial separation between them and the sharks in the ocean, which are in fact one in the Dharmakaya, aye!”

— Pirate-sattva Vows

“Om yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!”

— Sea Shanty of Avalokiteśvara

“I will follow the Pirate’s Code: Do not Kill (without looting), do not steal (from other pirates), do not commit sexual misconduct (upon another pirate’s mistress), do not ingest intoxicants (in excess), and do not not lie (directly).”

— The Pirate’s Code