Killmonger: Hey, your dad was wrong to kill my dad for trying to help the Africa-Diaspora in the USA from being discriminated against and murdered.
T’Challa: You’re right, my cousin. Let us show the Imperialist scum the might of freed men. Shuri, execute this colonizing scum *points at Agent Ross* who works for the CIA, an agency that is an historic enemy of Africa.
Shuri: Done.
Thanos: I think the biggest problem is not with so-called over-population (what kind of eco-fascist Malthusian bullshit is that anyway?) but with how the environment is plundered by the elite but the costs are shouldered by the masses of the poor. On too many planets, resources are commodified and the means of production privitized for profit or for the elite feudal lords. This is what is causing mass starvation and why worlds are drained of resources and face ecological disasters. We must take up the cause of Communism!
Cosmo the USSR Space Dog: I agree, comrade Thanos.
Magneto: I am going to put this coin through the head of this Nazi who tortured me as a child and killed my mother in a Concentration Camp.
Charles Xavier: No. You can’t kill him!
Magneto: The fuck is wrong with you Charles?
Charles Xavier: Sorry I had a brain fart. No you’re right. If we hand him over to the US Government they’ll just free him and have him murder socialists on their behalf. Waste the fascist bitch!
Magneto: Now we’re on the same page.
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