“And Trump ascended into the sky, revealing his true form as Manjusri Bodhisattva Mahasattva and proclaimed the formation of the Proletariat Pureland of Comrade Maoist Maitreya and….”
“Am I worried about the heavy karma of CAPITALISM™ the longer I remain in the business of exploiting poor people in other countries so we can all afford luxury goods like coffee, and increase the profit margins of this company? Yeah, kind of…”
“I wonder if it’s possible to rule legitimately, without killing or having someone kill for you; without conquering or having someone conquer for you; without sorrowing or causing sorrow?”